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Darius Rahmanian
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#1
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"If you can't choke slam a 12-year-old, you're not a man."
#2
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"But if you're like a meaty 10-year old..."
#3
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."
#4
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."
#5
Submitted by:
Carlie Lussenden
"You can't wear thrasher if you can't deepthroat a skateboard."
#6
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nuggs." - 5/17/2018
#7
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"My dad burned his willy on a hot stove. What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." - 5/18/2018
#8
Submitted by:
Daniel Moran
"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls" - 5/18/2018
#9
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." - 5/18/2018
#10
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." - 5/18/2018
#11
Submitted by:
Joey Babcock
"Did you ever drop by the donor's house and just be like 'Hey. What up. This is your child.'" - 5/18/2018
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