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Darius Rahmanian

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#1

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"If you can't choke slam a 12-year-old, you're not a man."


#2

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"But if you're like a meaty 10-year old..."


#3

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."


#4

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."


#5

Submitted by: Carlie Lussenden

"You can't wear thrasher if you can't deepthroat a skateboard."


#6

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nuggs." - 5/17/2018


#7

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"My dad burned his willy on a hot stove. What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." - 5/18/2018


#8

Submitted by: Daniel Moran

"Unlike me, my dad was very popular with the girls" - 5/18/2018


#9

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." - 5/18/2018


#10

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." - 5/18/2018


#11

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

"Did you ever drop by the donor's house and just be like 'Hey. What up. This is your child.'" - 5/18/2018