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Joey Babcock

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#1

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Alright, Why is Joey looking like a snack?"


#2

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Well I mean we're not even that good of friends, like I don't even know you that well..."


#3

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Why are you even here... Who are you?"


#4

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Wow dude, you're sick... Huyyghbhhnn"


#5

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"What's Up?" *Slurping Sound*"


#6

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"*Whimpers*"


#7

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"I wish you were in our English class dude, our new phase is biting."


#8

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"I was wildin at lunch, I just took a bite out of Chase, just grabbed him and... *air bite*"


#9

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Donovan Yates

"I was deep into it... now I have to go back."


#10

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"I just love observing you. *Stares at Joey*"


#11

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Joey. Fortnite article. Now."


#12

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Donovan Yates

"Oh my God it fits!"


#13

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Donovan Yates

"*Smashes Peanut* Hulk Smash!"


#14

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Loud ass b < big ass yids"


#15

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Morgan Mayorga

"GEH GEH"


#16

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Madison Young

"We don't know, I'm a wildcard."


#17

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"If you can't choke slam a 12-year-old, you're not a man."


#18

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"But if you're like a meaty 10-year old..."


#19

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"I just drink straight... rubbing... rubbing... alcohol..."


#20

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"My favorite opening sentence of all time... 'Let's talk about trump'..."


#21

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Don't touch me like that.*snarls*"


#22

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"I'm superior to everyone in this class who has a lower grade than me."


#23

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"I could kill my cat if I wanted to."


#24

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Your boyfriend hasn't uploaded my fire article yet and I'm upset."


#25

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Chase I'm not talking to you. Why would I ever be talking to you."


#26

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Dude If you aren't in my top 5 friends list don't even talk to me."


#27

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"New Year, New Leaf, New Me." *Shaves Head*" - 1/1/2018


#28

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Sarah Hunter

"Yes the person you're interviewing has to be alive..." - 5/9/2018


#29

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Tom Bloomquist

"My mother is 88, I'm not sure why she's still alive..." - 5/9/2018


#30

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Joey I swear to God if I don't get on this site in the next 5 minutes, something bad is going to happen to you..." - 5/9/2018


#31

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"When I snap my fingers, I expect you to come running like a dog." - 5/10/2018


#32

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"That is so yes." *Slurps*" - 5/10/2018


#33

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"Females? You mean fiend-males." - 5/10/2018


#34

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Donovan Yates

"Did I squirt?" - 5/10/2018


#35

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Donovan Yates

"It's so thick, why can't I get it down..." - 5/10/2018


#36

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Justin Storrs

"I eat what I want to eat." - 5/11/2018


#37

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Collin Schmitt

"We could buy and sell them for $0.25 more!" - 5/12/2018


#38

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Donovan Yates

"Ima whip your fuckin' penis." - 5/12/2018


#39

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Collin Schmitt

"This is the most exciting experience of my life! *Eating Kumquat*" - 5/12/2018


#40

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Collin Schmitt

"I like to savor my kumquats." - 5/12/2018


#41

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Collin Schmitt

"I popped the whole thing into my mouth!" - 5/12/2018


#42

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Olivia Franz-Bawden

"Mitch McConnel is my sugardaddy." - 5/15/2018


#43

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"Ladd can carry the chairs, he had his mommy's milk and chicky nuggs." - 5/17/2018


#44

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Morgan Mayorga

"It's only not mean when I say it." - 5/17/2018


#45

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"My dad burned his willy on a hot stove. What? I'm just telling interesting stories about my dad..." - 5/18/2018


#46

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"One time he gets this girlfriend or girl I should say." - 5/18/2018


#47

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"My dad walked on to this rooftop and there was this giant orgy." - 5/18/2018


#48

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Darius Rahmanian

"Did you ever drop by the donor's house and just be like 'Hey. What up. This is your child.'" - 5/18/2018


#49

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Sarah Hunter

"I've done things inside out, backward, sideways. I don't regret it." - 5/18/2018


#50

Submitted by: Joey Babcock

- Nick Miyamoto

"If you knee my balls a fourth time, I'm never talking to you again." - 6/17/2018